[from the desk of a wang]

You bitches don't like shit,
and it's kind of sad--
I like food, sex, clothes,
watching Breaking Bad.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

pizzafeminism:

“If any female feels she need anything beyond herself to legitimate and validate her existence, she is already giving away her power to be self-defining, her agency.” ~bell hooks

This is so great

pizzafeminism:

“If any female feels she need anything beyond herself to legitimate and validate her existence, she is already giving away her power to be self-defining, her agency.” ~bell hooks

This is so great

Yes

Yes

(Source: twitter.com)

manlychan:

i get really emotional when I disappoint Beyoncé

(I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS FELT THIS HORROR)

Oh my god

superlark:

Like a lot of people, I’ve sort of left my mayoral duties to Isabelle in order to become a pokemon master.

In two days, I’ll probably be picking up Ace Attorney 5, and next month, a Link Between Worlds is coming out. So busy! 

This comic is inspired by a tweet.

Oh my god tears

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

buzzfeed:

[Descriptive noise] subtitles are actually poetry. 

Sobbing mathematically

(via emmyc)

(Source: noxym, via soyacide)

publicshaming:

Wondering what movie to see this weekend? Look no further than the film about North Korean terrorists invading the White House, Olympus Has Fallen!

What’s that you say? Oh, you’re one of those people who need to hear some reviews first? Not to worry! These fellow movie goers’ tweets are sure to sell you on the film:

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Whenever I see someone use that specific slur, I wonder how old could they possibly be.

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“Good Mercian movie.” Mitt Romney gives it two thumbs up.

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(P.S. The villains in the movie are North Korean.)

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There are a ton of these “now I hate all Asians” tweets on Twitter now…

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…but that above tweet specifically led to this amazing conversation:

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“Typical Asians.”

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At least she knows what she is, I guess?

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Wait a minute…take a close look at who “favorited” that last tweet.

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What in the living fuck

ha

On a hipster doofus

dearcoquette:

As Bukowski put it: “my ambition is handicapped by laziness.” I honestly do not know what the fuck I am doing, who i’m supposed to be, or what to even look forward to. part of this diatribe merely stems from the fact that I may have finally lost the love of my life, and being as how she was my only muse, I don’t know what the fuck to do.


You are an insufferable asshole. The good thing is, you’ll know it in a few years. In the meantime, shave off that stupid facial hair, burn all of your plaid shirts, and try to spend less time masturbating with your own tears.